you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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