it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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