Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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