i think i have two assholes
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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