There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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