hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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