Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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