Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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