i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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