in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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