i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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