My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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