so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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