I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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