Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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