So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
please don't ironically join a cult
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