Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
