PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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