Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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