You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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