all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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