Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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