The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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