all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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