I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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