He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
