well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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