normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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