I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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