Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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