I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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