My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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