Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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