3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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