Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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