What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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