Your tits are I can't wait for
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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