Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You pole danced in your parka.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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