Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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