how can u be prego again
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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