thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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