she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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