I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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