So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Me too!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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