That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
how does that bad decision feel?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
