My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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