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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
