I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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