god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
