Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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