would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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