Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I skipped work to stalk him.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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