It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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